The Vatican has decided to release a world shaking canon of Biblical texts tomorrow. The "Original" Epistles of the four recordists; the testaments according to Matthew, Mark, Luke and John, which have been housed in vaults in the Holy diocese, are to be made public as of 12pm tomorrow (19.01.2007). It has been independentally confirmed by scientists and Biblical scholars that these are the Alpha texts, unsullied by reproduction. However, the major controversy lies in the disclaimers present in each case on the first page of these ancient scrolls. It reads as follows: All characters are fictional. Any resemblance between them and actual events, entities, names or persons living or dead, is purely coincidental, and unintended by the author. The work has been copyrighted, as a work in progress at various times. All rights reserved. House of Zion Press. Is this the end of Christianity?
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Discredited as a work of fiction would make it fact I think. Not my opinion, but thought I'd throw it in there. I'm the language Tsar... so I go around and discredit people by pointing out minor grammatical errors and make no points of my own about any topic. Nice muscles, by the way. Glenn Danzig? The Lion King?
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no
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Of course not. Don't be silly. No matter how much proof you've got, someone will always believe.
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No science is proving more and more of the Bible to be true. Both the New and Old testaments.
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The Satanic Bible has...yes! The Holy Bible is the book of life and is the manual on how to live. It is has been proved true.
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blessed are those who have not seen and still believe. it is easy to be deceived by the devil and the ways of the world, but hard to find faith in what is the truth.
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Lmao
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WTF? Its one of the best works of fiction ever sold. What are you on about??
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The Vatican? I do not take my information from the Vatican! Remember, the Catholics (the Vatican) has their own Bible. Why in the world would I listen to anything that comes out of Vatican City?
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Do you mean ACcredited as a work of fiction? I've known that for thirty years.
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Well that's only the catholic bible... After all, many different organizations have copyrights on different forms of the Bible, and none of them have such a statement.
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Blasphemous!!!
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wow thats really heavy stuff are you serious? if so you are right Christianity is a big joke.
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LOL. Where did you get this? The "autographs" (which means original documents) have never been found.
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No proof and don't make false accusations
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Educate yourself and rid yourself of your ignorance. The Bible has been proven to be quite Historically accurate. Archeology is proving this more and more all the time.
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i want to see where u are getting this from. i would not doubt this, but id just like to see it for myself. in my eyes, i dont think this started the downfall of christianity. i think it started loooooooooong ago.
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This is just ridiculous. You are so funny. You should get a stand-up act.
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Ancient philosophers got in great trouble for questioning if the Bible actually was a written document or something made up. They got put to death, thrown in captivety, but nothing to the extent of throwing off of a cliff like in ancient Mesoamerica. Questioning the Bible would just end up as simply saying that the Bible is a work of nonfiction!
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Are you fluent in ancient Greek?
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what does the catholic church hace to do wit Christianity. they deny the diety of Jesus Christ and His role as intersessorbetween man and God? They even use there own "adjusted" bible. The Christian Bible still remains the true, inerrant Word of the Living God Jehovah.
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The Catholics have always had a different canon and used different books. Nothing the Catholics do much matters in the grand scheme of things.
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Hahahaahahahhaahahahahhaahhaahhaahhahaahah you made my day Thanks I hope this is true. Although I don't think it will make any difference though. They will probably "alter" it again by ripping out this page
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Oh if only we would go away that easy, eh? Christianity will end when Christ returns.
