are there such things as Roman Catholic Ninjas/Vatican Ninjas?
hi i was wondering, i kno that not only is martial arts popular in the asian culture, but cant it be popular in the Roman Catholic Faith as well? Does the Pope even have any "Vatican" Ninjas located in his Holy Papal City that he hires for self defense or something like that? i mean i kno he's got swiss guards, but dont they need martial arts as well? Is there anyone out there, (including on the online universe), who is a Roman Catholic Ninja, (and they dont have to work for the Vatican either, they can just be Catholic and yet just be a ninja. And this is the stupidest question of them all, but is there a group where you can learn how to be a Catholic Ninja that i can join (the answer is obviously going to be no, lol but a question must always be asked whether it's stupid or not).
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I wonder how much it would pay to be the popes personal ninja. I mean imagine the health benefits of that job!
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Lol, I guess it's possible. There was a Jewish gangster, have you ever seen the movie the Hebrew Hammer? Freakin hilarious.
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If you mean: "Does the Pope have well trained body guards?" The answer is Yes. "Are they trained in martial Arts?" Probably, but I don't know why they would have to be trained in Oriental Martial Arts, there are many types of unarmed combat from many places in the world.
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I have seen a few before. It's quite different.
Tuesday, April 7, 2009
Wednesday, April 1, 2009
Are There Devil's In The Vatican
Are There Devil's In The Vatican?
Sex abuse scandals in the Roman Catholic Church are proof that that "the Devil is at work inside the Vatican", according to the Holy See's chief exorcist. Father Gabriele Amorth, 85, who has been the Vatican's chief exorcist for 25 years and says he has dealt with 70,000 cases of demonic possession, said that the consequences of satanic infiltration included power struggles at the Vatican as well as "cardinals who do not believe in Jesus, and bishops who are linked to the Demon". He added: "When one speaks of 'the smoke of Satan' [a phrase coined by Pope Paul VI in 1972] in the holy rooms, it is all true – including these latest stories of violence and paedophilia." He claimed that another example of satanic behaviour was the Vatican "cover-up" over the deaths in 1998 of Alois Estermann, the then commander of the Swiss Guard, his wife and Corporal Cedric Tornay, a Swiss Guard, who were all found shot dead. "They covered up everything immediately," he said. http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment/faith/article7056689.ece
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Well; here's a picture of the pope doing 20 push ups as penance for his sins. http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100310/ap_on_re_eu/eu_germany_church_abuse;_ylt=AnxmNu_KofehCxslNc24eKxvaA8F;_ylu=X3oDMTJvZWVqNWloBGFzc2V0A2FwLzIwMTAwMzEwL2V1X2dlcm1hbnlfY2h1cmNoX2FidXNlBGNwb3MDMQRwb3MDMQRzZWMDeW5fdG9wX3N0b3J5BHNsawN0aGVzcG9rZXNtYW4-
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I do not believe there are demons in the vatican. Unless of course they are there in the minds of people there. In people's minds are where demons dwell!
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The devil attacks what is good...he does not attack what is bad. The devil is looking to bring down the church so that all believers lose hope. That has been his objective for many years.
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wherever Jesus is you can be assured Judas is not far behind
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Satan's chief target is the Catholic Church because it is the true Church that Jesus founded. Satan attacks the Church in many ways, through lies, scandals, slander, temptation of its priests and infiltration by its enemies who seek to damage it from within. Another example of Satan working against the Church is in the way the popular media highlights and emphasises any problems to do with the Catholic Church far more than they do with any other denomination or religion.
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lot of good clergy too... http://www.catholicnetlinks.com/Catholic%20Priests%20Links.htm
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Satan infiltrated the church long time ago according to the prophecies of Daniel and Revelation. Satan perverted the gospel of Christ and introduced pagan festivals into the church. The beast (Roman Catholic Church) was given authority from the dragon (satan). Read Revelation 13. Read Revelation 17. Those who say the Roman Catholic Church is the true church, please wake up from your sleep. Open you spiritual eyes and see the paganism inside the church, it is not from Jesus Christ. Of course, the Catholic apologists will continue to defend and decieve people but to those who love god, please come out of Babylon and all the false churches that keep man made traditions. Revelation 18:4 - Come out of her my people...
Sex abuse scandals in the Roman Catholic Church are proof that that "the Devil is at work inside the Vatican", according to the Holy See's chief exorcist. Father Gabriele Amorth, 85, who has been the Vatican's chief exorcist for 25 years and says he has dealt with 70,000 cases of demonic possession, said that the consequences of satanic infiltration included power struggles at the Vatican as well as "cardinals who do not believe in Jesus, and bishops who are linked to the Demon". He added: "When one speaks of 'the smoke of Satan' [a phrase coined by Pope Paul VI in 1972] in the holy rooms, it is all true – including these latest stories of violence and paedophilia." He claimed that another example of satanic behaviour was the Vatican "cover-up" over the deaths in 1998 of Alois Estermann, the then commander of the Swiss Guard, his wife and Corporal Cedric Tornay, a Swiss Guard, who were all found shot dead. "They covered up everything immediately," he said. http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment/faith/article7056689.ece
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Well; here's a picture of the pope doing 20 push ups as penance for his sins. http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100310/ap_on_re_eu/eu_germany_church_abuse;_ylt=AnxmNu_KofehCxslNc24eKxvaA8F;_ylu=X3oDMTJvZWVqNWloBGFzc2V0A2FwLzIwMTAwMzEwL2V1X2dlcm1hbnlfY2h1cmNoX2FidXNlBGNwb3MDMQRwb3MDMQRzZWMDeW5fdG9wX3N0b3J5BHNsawN0aGVzcG9rZXNtYW4-
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I do not believe there are demons in the vatican. Unless of course they are there in the minds of people there. In people's minds are where demons dwell!
3 :
The devil attacks what is good...he does not attack what is bad. The devil is looking to bring down the church so that all believers lose hope. That has been his objective for many years.
4 :
wherever Jesus is you can be assured Judas is not far behind
5 :
Satan's chief target is the Catholic Church because it is the true Church that Jesus founded. Satan attacks the Church in many ways, through lies, scandals, slander, temptation of its priests and infiltration by its enemies who seek to damage it from within. Another example of Satan working against the Church is in the way the popular media highlights and emphasises any problems to do with the Catholic Church far more than they do with any other denomination or religion.
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lot of good clergy too... http://www.catholicnetlinks.com/Catholic%20Priests%20Links.htm
7 :
Satan infiltrated the church long time ago according to the prophecies of Daniel and Revelation. Satan perverted the gospel of Christ and introduced pagan festivals into the church. The beast (Roman Catholic Church) was given authority from the dragon (satan). Read Revelation 13. Read Revelation 17. Those who say the Roman Catholic Church is the true church, please wake up from your sleep. Open you spiritual eyes and see the paganism inside the church, it is not from Jesus Christ. Of course, the Catholic apologists will continue to defend and decieve people but to those who love god, please come out of Babylon and all the false churches that keep man made traditions. Revelation 18:4 - Come out of her my people...
Saturday, March 21, 2009
were Islam and the Quran products of the vatican
were Islam and the Quran products of the vatican ?
Muslims please don't be offended i am not attacking your belief in Allah only the origins of your "church", i use the word church to mean organized religion. i only state historical fact that is not hidden but is fairly obscure because of its volatile nature. one day the truth about the various "churches" will be common knowledge, if mankind can only survive the turmoil created by these "churches". ok here are the facts, let me know what you think. the vatican wanted the pope to rule from Jerusalem but to make it a roman catholic city they had to get rid of the jews and the christians in north africa. so at the end of the third century a jesuit cardinal named augustine bea gave the vatican the idea to use the vast number of the children of ishmael "arabs" to do their dirty work. now the vatican knew better than any that the beast way to control vast numbers of people was through religion, so they set about creating a messiah for the arabs. a wealthy arab woman named khadijah who was loyal to the pope was given the task of finding a man that could be molded into a prophet. she met muhammad saw his potential and married him. at the direction of the vatican roman catholic arabs all over north africa began telling a story of a great one that would rise up from among them to be the chosen one of their god. thus was the birth of islam. the funny part is that once the pope passed down edicts to the muslims allowing them to invade and conquer the nations of north africa he sealed the fate of the land of israel turning it into a war zone for the next 1700 years. the muslims held jesus in high esteem as a prophet of the lord and as the pope was his representative on earth they felt he was also a prophet. by the time the muslims had conquered jerusalem they had become so powerful and united under islam that they refused to turn the city over to the vatican. in fact islam and its armies had become so powerful that they next wanted to conquer europe. naturally believing the pope to be a prophet of god and hence on their side they went to him and requested papal bulls allowing them to invade european countries. this enraged the pope so he called up his armies and thus began the crusades. the rest of the story is common history openly taught. imacatholic2 i spent no small amount of time at the link you provided and considering you are a level 7 top contributor i expected a lot more. this site offers not one bit of information to refute what i have said. as the "truth" this site provides only typical christian dogma but no historical facts at all, none. as far as the prevalence of christianity by the end of the third century it was well established throughout north africa and north to the black sea. by that time there had been 37 popes or "bishops of rome" including st. peter and also 5 more considered "anti popes". also at this time the roman catholic religion was fairly widespread among the arab population. as far as there being no bible translated into arabic as great gig in the sky pointed out this made no difference how do you think catholic missionaries teach the word of god to people around the world who cannot even read their native language?
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Muhammed knew very well of Christianity/Judaism when he had his partial complex seizure (which I believe is what happened).
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don't bogart that joint, my friend, pass it over to me
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Interesting idea, but do you have any evidence?
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that's not true I am a roman catholic.. and mohammad was preaching islam during the end of the roman empire and the beginning of the byzantine empire. the Pope was a bishop more inside of the catholic communion after the schism.. the Pope rule the catholic faith in the western and Istanbul was ruled by the empire byzantine. but arabs didn't appear until they were attacking jordan until the Holy Land.. the Byzantine empire suffered a big problem.. after that the Pope wanted to dominate jerusalem and to put a catholic bishop instead of an orthodox.. because after the islamic conquest in jerusalem.. many christians survived and they kept the holy churches.. but Pope wanted the power of the Holy land.. and economy power of this area.. there was a small latin kingdom but it was destroyed by saladine..muslims didn't know the Pope.. they only knew the kings like richard of lion heart.. they knew the pope until they went to spain I think so.. if I am not wrong
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No, the Western Canon of the Bible was not translated into Arabic until about 800 AD. Whatever contact Mohammed would have had with any Christian, this Christian was a heretic according to the accepted Western tradition. Mohammed's belief that the Trinity was God, Jesus and Mary could have been learned from a Nestorian or Arian Christian, and the thought that Rome controlled Islam at any time is very improbable, given the facts.
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No. This is just more crazy Chick Publications conspiracy theories with no evidence. If we were to believe all that Chick Publications claim then we would believe the the Catholic Church: • Started Islam • Instigated the American Civil War • Assassinated Abraham Lincoln • Formed the Ku Klux Klan • Was responsible for the Inquisition known as the WWII Jewish Holocaust • Keeps every Christian's name in a computer in order to make persecution easier Here is a detailed rebuttal to Chick's tracks: http://www.catholic.com/library/sr_chick_tracts_p1.asp With love in Christ.
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Very interesting. Thanks for the food for thought. I like your answers and questions. Keep it up soldier!
Muslims please don't be offended i am not attacking your belief in Allah only the origins of your "church", i use the word church to mean organized religion. i only state historical fact that is not hidden but is fairly obscure because of its volatile nature. one day the truth about the various "churches" will be common knowledge, if mankind can only survive the turmoil created by these "churches". ok here are the facts, let me know what you think. the vatican wanted the pope to rule from Jerusalem but to make it a roman catholic city they had to get rid of the jews and the christians in north africa. so at the end of the third century a jesuit cardinal named augustine bea gave the vatican the idea to use the vast number of the children of ishmael "arabs" to do their dirty work. now the vatican knew better than any that the beast way to control vast numbers of people was through religion, so they set about creating a messiah for the arabs. a wealthy arab woman named khadijah who was loyal to the pope was given the task of finding a man that could be molded into a prophet. she met muhammad saw his potential and married him. at the direction of the vatican roman catholic arabs all over north africa began telling a story of a great one that would rise up from among them to be the chosen one of their god. thus was the birth of islam. the funny part is that once the pope passed down edicts to the muslims allowing them to invade and conquer the nations of north africa he sealed the fate of the land of israel turning it into a war zone for the next 1700 years. the muslims held jesus in high esteem as a prophet of the lord and as the pope was his representative on earth they felt he was also a prophet. by the time the muslims had conquered jerusalem they had become so powerful and united under islam that they refused to turn the city over to the vatican. in fact islam and its armies had become so powerful that they next wanted to conquer europe. naturally believing the pope to be a prophet of god and hence on their side they went to him and requested papal bulls allowing them to invade european countries. this enraged the pope so he called up his armies and thus began the crusades. the rest of the story is common history openly taught. imacatholic2 i spent no small amount of time at the link you provided and considering you are a level 7 top contributor i expected a lot more. this site offers not one bit of information to refute what i have said. as the "truth" this site provides only typical christian dogma but no historical facts at all, none. as far as the prevalence of christianity by the end of the third century it was well established throughout north africa and north to the black sea. by that time there had been 37 popes or "bishops of rome" including st. peter and also 5 more considered "anti popes". also at this time the roman catholic religion was fairly widespread among the arab population. as far as there being no bible translated into arabic as great gig in the sky pointed out this made no difference how do you think catholic missionaries teach the word of god to people around the world who cannot even read their native language?
Religion & Spirituality - 7 Answers
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1 :
Muhammed knew very well of Christianity/Judaism when he had his partial complex seizure (which I believe is what happened).
2 :
don't bogart that joint, my friend, pass it over to me
3 :
Interesting idea, but do you have any evidence?
4 :
that's not true I am a roman catholic.. and mohammad was preaching islam during the end of the roman empire and the beginning of the byzantine empire. the Pope was a bishop more inside of the catholic communion after the schism.. the Pope rule the catholic faith in the western and Istanbul was ruled by the empire byzantine. but arabs didn't appear until they were attacking jordan until the Holy Land.. the Byzantine empire suffered a big problem.. after that the Pope wanted to dominate jerusalem and to put a catholic bishop instead of an orthodox.. because after the islamic conquest in jerusalem.. many christians survived and they kept the holy churches.. but Pope wanted the power of the Holy land.. and economy power of this area.. there was a small latin kingdom but it was destroyed by saladine..muslims didn't know the Pope.. they only knew the kings like richard of lion heart.. they knew the pope until they went to spain I think so.. if I am not wrong
5 :
No, the Western Canon of the Bible was not translated into Arabic until about 800 AD. Whatever contact Mohammed would have had with any Christian, this Christian was a heretic according to the accepted Western tradition. Mohammed's belief that the Trinity was God, Jesus and Mary could have been learned from a Nestorian or Arian Christian, and the thought that Rome controlled Islam at any time is very improbable, given the facts.
6 :
No. This is just more crazy Chick Publications conspiracy theories with no evidence. If we were to believe all that Chick Publications claim then we would believe the the Catholic Church: • Started Islam • Instigated the American Civil War • Assassinated Abraham Lincoln • Formed the Ku Klux Klan • Was responsible for the Inquisition known as the WWII Jewish Holocaust • Keeps every Christian's name in a computer in order to make persecution easier Here is a detailed rebuttal to Chick's tracks: http://www.catholic.com/library/sr_chick_tracts_p1.asp With love in Christ.
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Very interesting. Thanks for the food for thought. I like your answers and questions. Keep it up soldier!
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